Nope. How bout you break it down for me line by line?

you need a new schtick ;)

the box with her ashes is just in the other room. She’s ready now man. We both are.

Cool. What time will you be over?

I fully concur! Also, tough to play basketball. That’s probably the most emotional part for me.

imagine that. Another lie ;) Adieu my sweet lady.

the incredibly diverse staffs of Deadspin and io9 wouldn’t leave me alone. Tough to get away. For some reason Marchman never wants to swing into town when I’m in the office tho ;)

fuck this dude

whatcha up to tonight bae? wanna fuck?

I’d say you are... I don’t like you. I think you’re a scumbag hack writer. You create things out of thin air, you speak of things of which you have no experience, and you judge others negatively for taking actions that you have also taken. You’ve lived a completely privileged life and ultimately act as though you’re a…

so you’re saying you support a privately funded function that works to curtail honest information?

you’re not a smart human... I don’t know what your gender is.

you try WAY too hard

even in a hyperbolic sense this is dumb

We accept so hard

less cats in the world is a win for humanity...

Fuck this. I’m moving to Afghanistan then.

in principle this is true... but you fail to fairly mention that NBA rookies (especially lottery picks) on average receive drastically higher endorsement dollars before ever putting on an NBA uniform. So they do make it up more than other sports do in that manner.

how is Denton’s legal team not nominated?!

Taylor Swift is such a leader for artist rights!!!! (except for when it’s photographers at her own shows)