I wish this didn't have to be taught to act like a decent human being, but sadly, it needs to be. We live in a culture where men feel entitled to women's bodies and sex, don't know about consent, and are often reluctant to intervene.

Super chile relleno.

Boo, Clay Aiken, boo. Inappropriate by whose standard? The same assholes who kept you in the closet.

and then a million dollars and sixty puppies.

Yes, they should give her her degree, then give her an honorary doctorate

shit, it shouldn't even be honorary imo. it should "count", so to speak. TUFTS should be expelled from tufts. they are the real failures.

WHAT DOES THAT TWEET EVEN MEAN?? HOW HARD IS JADEN TRIPPING?

I am considering starting with a trilogy and then expanding from there thank you for you support of my art.

I really love graduate school. Mmm, I'll be working on...extra credit...in my bunk.

Exactly. I feel like he would just buy a box of Tampons while he was at the corner store picking up beer. "Hey, I wasn't sure if you were running out of these or not, but just in case."

I feel the same way. He seems like he'd pick you up at the airport, even when your flight is four hours late and it's the middle of the night and he's in charge of the kids' carpool tomorrow morning.

"In my first "Lorunda, King of Elfergarvanen," Affleck is a wizard banished to a dark island known as Cherensta were he must undertake the Trials of the Red Stars. On that quest, he meets a beautiful maiden at a casino in Reno, gets blind drunk, loses thousands of dollars of wakes up wearing a rented cop uniform in a…

I can't hate Ben Affleck. I bet he makes really good waffles on Saturday morning and never talks while Game of Thrones is on.

See, that's why I only play hold'em. It's only two cards! No need for elaborate counting. One, two, done. Even drunk I can count to two. He probably tried one of those seven card games and had to count on his fingers. That's how they get you.

To be fair, that twat (typo stays because I like it) was part of a running commentary on Ferguson where Jesse Williams appears to be at the moment. And he's angry too.

For true pretentiousness see Will Smith's two children - whatevertheirnamesI'mtired.

I didn't know the context! I'll go with "nah" too and revoke the award.

I mean is it really pretentious if this is the first tweet in a line of tweets that are specifically talking about racial injustice and, specifically, the bullshit that's surrounding the Mike Brown/Darren Wilson case or nah?

Could be worse:

Holy cow, people got so upset about a free album. This is the most I've ever seen people get twisted up over FREE STUFF.