Because teenagers. Hugging your mother is sooo lame.

The power of the lede compels me . . . I HAVE THE FEEEEELZZZ!!
*flings arms skywards*

Ten Things About Ledes You Won't Believe - What Happened Next Will Change You For The Rest Of Your Life.

When I came out, my mom told me:

Mark, this headline, what? WE'RE BETTER THAN THIS. (Also, thank you for posting a positive thing. It is nice to see positive things.)

I am considering starting with a trilogy and then expanding from there thank you for you support of my art.

I really love graduate school. Mmm, I'll be working on...extra credit...in my bunk.

Exactly. I feel like he would just buy a box of Tampons while he was at the corner store picking up beer. "Hey, I wasn't sure if you were running out of these or not, but just in case."

I feel the same way. He seems like he'd pick you up at the airport, even when your flight is four hours late and it's the middle of the night and he's in charge of the kids' carpool tomorrow morning.

"In my first "Lorunda, King of Elfergarvanen," Affleck is a wizard banished to a dark island known as Cherensta were he must undertake the Trials of the Red Stars. On that quest, he meets a beautiful maiden at a casino in Reno, gets blind drunk, loses thousands of dollars of wakes up wearing a rented cop uniform in a…

I can't hate Ben Affleck. I bet he makes really good waffles on Saturday morning and never talks while Game of Thrones is on.

See, that's why I only play hold'em. It's only two cards! No need for elaborate counting. One, two, done. Even drunk I can count to two. He probably tried one of those seven card games and had to count on his fingers. That's how they get you.

Yep, that looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in my time.

Holy cow, people got so upset about a free album. This is the most I've ever seen people get twisted up over FREE STUFF.

I just noticed that it supports up to 4 players locally and 16 online. Sounds like a fun marriage.

Maybe "Happiest sane girl in Rapture?" narrows it down.

Happiest gal in Rapture?

Ooooooo...bookmarked.

I feel like we've been over this before.