Everyone loves Tina.

It's 48 hours in real world time, not in-game time.

Her delivery of "if wishes were horses, beggars would ride" was so chilling and odd. That one line stuck with me for some reason.

I would watch the hell out of that show.

Orphan is the New Black, starring Uzo Aduba playing every character in a show about a prison full of clones.

This is the first I've seen/heard her outside her character. I'm officially on the Uzo train.

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut occasionally. Clearly a blind FOX occasionally cancels a truly awful show.

I actually heard a brief story about that on NPR the other morning. As it turns out, new reality TV shows are for the first time in decades on a major decline while scripted (like, non-reality scripted) TV shows are on the rise. I think the networks are getting the hint.

But...but...Fox only cancels good shows! Does that make this a good show? Is brown rice really that much better for me than white rice? MY REALITY IS UNRAVELING!

Thus proving you can in fact go broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

Forsooth! Dost thou not speaketh in nary an eccentric manner?

Did you just Godwin in here? Goddamnit, I just had the carpets cleaned.

HIPAA violations are MAJOR. There are medical privacy laws for REASONS. That idiot Rawls is fucked.

My uncle waited a little bit too long to put my Granny in a home—understandable, it's a really hard decision especially since she was fighting it every step of the way—he finally did when she was found by police, taking a stroll down I-74 in Iowa. :-( She also, prior to that, had almost set her house on fire by…

Oh god. This is really sad. A lot of older people go missing in Florida and there's so many that have dementia and Alzheimers. Thankfully, my grandmother never wandered away, but seeing how confused and lost she could get within a matter of seconds broke my heart. I'm glad this woman is okay and it's incredible that…

According to Korean news sites like WikiTree, the fight happened at around 5:30am. The cars in the parking lot, including a BMW M3, were damaged. You can see another car has a whole in its rear window.

I actually threw out a pair of boxers today, because it looked like I had farted a huge hole in the back, WHICH WAS TOTALLY NOT THE CASE, OKAY?

I'd fucking rock those.

I would also be rocketed to no. 1 hipster bringing shit this old back into style >.<

You'll never find men's underwear of any serious age, as men don't throw underwear out, we just wear it until it evaporates.