Also, we need someone to say something bad about 18 year old Scottish people.

How does anyone think that that is an appropriate request to make of a business owner? "Great food, good atmosphere. Only complaint is that your female employees need to have more of their tits out. Can you find a way to work on that without getting sued for sexual harassment?"

Potato skin binge all weekend. For feminism....yeah feminism. It'll be a sacrifice that I'm willing to make.

He should be honored to be called a cunt. I vote for Poop. He is a piece of Poop. I hate this Poop man.

Let's all bookmark this for the next time some MRA asks, "why didn't she just go to the police?"

You think you get it, but it doesn't seem like you do. As evidenced by the fact that you're looking for election results on Jezebel.

Tuxedo cats are the best cats.

This is me every single day of my life thus far.

Because journalists are paid to cover newsworthy events like wildfires?

I'm probably going to get shredded up for typing this post, but I feel like there's probably others like me who had a similar experience this weekend - but maybe I'm the only one:

This is unquestionably the first time I've ever been accused of being short-winded.

It is not impossible.

I see what you did here.

No, wild animals do not make good pets. Domesticated animals rely on us for food, shelter and love but these little guys only need us if serious intervention on their natural habitat is required.

I am going to wait until the commotion goes down and then go on a tuesday morning. I can't have crowds taking away from my panda time.

It's Sunday evening! We leave the arguing until Monday! (Panda was my last post for the evening, because I have to take the bus to the Zoo and break him out.)

Are you the Jezebel Night Correspondent? If you can, give us something with some meat! Us insomniac, West Coast, and International Jezzies need something to argue and clutch our pearls about.

See? Not all Florida Man.

I, for one, find her use of the term "unsavory" to be rather quaint. Like instead of clutching her pearls, she just grabbed a bulldozer instead.

I just realized... Could this be the future of arcade halls?