Oh, c'mon. The way to deal with ghosts isn't to ignore them. That will only encourage more ghosts. The way to handle a ghost is to pop a pill and eat the ghost.

How do you ... keep walking into a narrow enough alleyway that you can't then walk backwards out of it? I think the walls are alive and they closed in on her with the express purpose of killing her and trapping her ghost there.

Who jumps straight to ghosts? Besides idiots paid to run around with night vision cameras on the tee vee.

Probably not.

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But how can we claim to be tolerant when we won't tolerate the opinions of those people we claim are intolerant?

Homophobes throw the worst parties.

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

I less than three this.

My friend just looked over at this and exclaimed 'white baby problems.'

My toddlers hate it, but they still shit themselves so I don't trust their judgement yet.

Just for kicks the other day, I tried that manly Dr. Pepper 10 diet soda. It was pretty good, actually, but I didn't break out in a beard or anything, so that was disappointing.

I have yogurt amnesia. I get it into my head that yogurt is delicious, so I buy some, usually the expensive stuff at Whole Foods. I eat said yogurt and remember it is disgusting. I make my husband eat the rest, as not to feel guilty about wasting food. Time passes, then I get it into my head that yogurt tastes…

I made you a venn diagram to simplify it for you:

You made me laugh out loud and my hand slipped (chin was resting on it) and I poked myself in the eye and I'd been cutting onions and didn't wash my hands quite enough and now I'm crying. Well done.

I'd guess it depends on where you put them in the first place.

"The researchers used artificial, zero-calorie sweeteners to make the two drinks taste identical."

I didn't realize I had a third hole "down there" until I was probably 9-11 years old. I knew I had a "pee hole" and a "butthole" but I honest to God didn't know that my vagina was a completely different thing from where my pee came from. I was also homeschooled and raised by Baptists.....I'm sure that had nothing to…

I'd like to think that whoever asked this had money riding on the answer, and I'd further like to think they lost.

You can be addicted to anything. I've recently realized that I'm addicted to the internet.