So you spend a lot of time looking at teens in skimpy clothes? Good to know.

Funny that the attendants are trying to get the uniforms changed then. I know I love nothing more than to play underwear peek-a-boo at work when I want people to take me seriously.

But would you fap to it? That's what we really want to know.

You don't think they are all bottoms who want to be punished for their desires as a reminder to keep them hidden? Either way, I'm sure that the cognative dissonance heightens whatever is going on.

Kinky. I've slept with a couple of Republicans, but I would have been embarrassed to tell anyone I knew. Except that one of them was a former pro-baseball player, so I at least had to boast to my sister-in-law. The other one fixed my car and I was horny. Nowadays when I post an ad I include "No smokers or Republicans"…

Men who post on craigslist in the m4w section typically get more responses from other men than they do from women. It's depressingly common for men who have posted before to append their ads in this way.

Let them take the time. I tried them out and got very motion sick. I've heard they are working on that. Also, I wish they were more glasses-friendly.

And the kicker is: I put it back. I didn't even keep the damn thing. So technically she was coming to kill me for touching the ashtray. But I'd already proven I couldn't be trusted, so I had to die. The moral of the story is: When you're in Novac, don't piss off old ladies. Or save often. One of those.

I don't know about this game, but sometimes the effects of choices are cumulative, or don't show up right away. Like in Fallout New Vegas I accidentally stole an ashtray at a hotel. I should have gone back to my last autosave, but I thought no one saw me so I shrugged it off. Then when I was in the room getting ready…

I'm crying because I'm a PC gamer with no console.

I was too busy playing Street Fighter at the 7-11 with my boyfriend to bother chasing my brothers.

I played that last year. Our band of street fighters included a capybera who fought with capoiera and an Amish farmer who based his fighting style on Mario (lots of head jumping). I don't even remember my own character, just lots of raucous laughter.

I'm crying PC gamer tears right now.

You're assuming that news outlets still do research and vet their sources with a basic internet search. Have you seen how many Onion articles have been turned into news items?

I was in the press box when he was sworn in as governor of Louisiana. I was 12, and his future wife wasn't born yet. I know, love and all that, but it still creeps me out.

Conjugal visits

Mine are iron bars

Have you tried comixology? I lets you read comics on your tablet, PC, phone, etc. I really like the guided view, so you can look at one panel at a time.

I'm sorry to hear that. I can't say that I've read a lot of them, but I spent some time chatting with Georges Jaunty at a couple of conventions, and he gave me the impression that Joss Whedon is closely involved with every facet of the comic. I've enjoyed the ones I've read.