It would be funny if his answer was “Whoever said I was a Christian?”

Same, my mother kept thinking she was gonna hit the Jesus Lottery and become one of these holy moguls or some bull....all she had to do was give 10% of her paycheck every Sunday, plus whatever else was in her heart (or our savings’ account) on some weird pyramid scheme type shit. Motherfuck a Kenneth Copeland, Benny…

Yeah, it’s a totally Christian thing to wait until asked before providing assistance. Asshole.

It is legit poison, and contrary to just about everything Jesus says in the Bible. The fact that people buy it shows how self-deluding zealots can be

Joel Osteen only cares about adding up the zeroes in his bank account like the rest of his ilk at the top of those pyramid schemes called the prosperity gospel.

Baptist here, which had some of the PG essence but not the full flavor. Glad you survived.

Honestly, if Houston knew they were going to be flooded, they could have asked for the Megachurch to be a shelter. I mean, Christians have to be asked to actually help, they don’t just do it. I blame the mayor of the city for his shortsightedness. And, if the parking garage below ground is flooded, there is no way for…

As someone who was raised in a church that spewed prosperity gospel, the only reaction I have to your comment is

Fuck the prosperity gospel. Straight=up cancer.

“If it wasn’t fo0r our flood wall, we would have flooded”