And despite all this, they’re still paying their players more than the NFL’s minor league system.

And I looked and beheld a pale man, with skin like the belly of a slug. In his right hand he held a machete, and in his left hand he held the decapitated head of a cheetah from a game reserve in Africa. And lo, his name was Eric.

He looks like Pestilence, the 1st of the Four Horseman.

This does not seem to particularly matter to Eric Trump, who seems to be busy living in a creepy video game loosely modeled after the 1987 film Wall Streetwhere slicked back hair is a professional look, down-time involves shooting cheetahs

As a woman who has an age, I say “let those bosoms fly!” Her rack is incredible. If mine looked that good, I’d never cover my cleavage. Moar fluffy, bounteous boobs, plz.

fuck that. she should look that way she wants to look. if that means she’s got cleavage and bedhead, then rock on with it. “classy” is like “nice”—a way to shame women who don’t conform.

THIS POST IS FOR SARANFANS ONLY!!!!!

Sarandon is one step from batshit. All for Sanders people taking their passion to the convention, but people like her have enabled lots of plebes to feel holding their vote from Clinton is somehow moral. When the reality is that none seem to have matured past the ego of their enlightened first semester of freshmen…

I’m not a fan of any type of a woman who so poorly represents Bernie supporters as deranged and women as irrational. *Also* would rather support Trump than Hillary and went on a #NeverHillary campaign. No thank you! Go back to your ping pong crazy sue.

#wedeservetrump

Actually, it should be ranked at #18, with #17 being “Songs about being hit by my truck”

Why should he walk away from the money the team signed him for?

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

This is awful news. John Saunders was great at his job.