I laughed at that statement, too...

No fuel efficiency data? I would think that is the second thing someone in this market looks at after price. I am especially curious how the little 3 cylinder did in your week of real world driving vs it’s EPA rating. 

Coming soon to an airport car rental booth near you! You ordered a sub-compact? How about a Rogue instead?

In a word, no.  Life is too short to spend $45k on boring cars like this, especially those equipped with engines that probably won’t make it to 100k miles.

Coming soon to “I do Cars”

a 1.5L turbo-charged 3 cylinder engine? yikes. That engine is gonna be dead in 100k miles for sure. The turbo surely half-way there.

“Vehicles like the Rogue, which make automakers untold billions of dollars, allow them to build the sporty cars we like.”

It helps when the car’s surface will age and wear 100x faster than a painted car!

Sycophantic suck-ups suffering suffocation sounds sublime.

The Cybertruck fails so hard, and so often my snark tank is empty.

I’d like to offer them each a heavy duty plastic bag that can be securely fastened around the neck.

“With fewer and fewer people buying the trucks, it wouldn’t make sense for Tesla to dedicate an area of its factory to wrapping them when it could be using the space for more important things.”

Higher level paint options don’t damage the material beneath the paint.

What will they fall for next?

“Supply chain issues” sounds like a bad excuse. Double-thick urethane film is hard to get?

Selling paint protection on a car that has no paint.  What will these suckers fall for next?

Per the original post on reddit (I think now deleted since they doxxed the poor guy?) a kid hit it when it was parked, but with a car.

“Single handedly make the world a worse place, and make some money doing it” is the overriding principal of Donald Trump and everyone involved with him.

Wouldn’t it be far cheaper to just give Cybertruck owners a brown paperbag to wear over their head in shame than to wrap the truck in vinyl?

Asking for a friend.

Looks like some kid nudged it with a tricycle and it collapsed in a heap.