Is it better than his Sabacc game?

Just wait till Shia LaBeouf releases a cover claiming he wrote it.

That... is actually a pretty good theory.

Um of course he’s not gonna say anything bad about Stalin, the guy’s right there!

The service there really is terrible. I tried ordering a Black and Tan, but the bartender said they refused to serve those. So, I tried ordering a Negroni, but he said they couldn’t serve those either. Then I ordered a White Russian, and Vladimir Putin appeared by my side and wouldn’t leave. Finally, I tried ordering…

It’s about as likely to make me review my beliefs as some Alt-Right scumbag shouting cuck

The modern version would be going into credit card debt to buy a robot sex doll.

“What are you saying?

It’s almost like they’re choosing to pass the Jews over instead of ribbing them.

So THAT’s why Marilyn Manson did it..

lol ikr gj bro

“Hi, can we not talk about ‘ribbing’ someone?”

It’s the cup from the Last Supper, so he picked the one that said “Happy Easter”!

I get the impression that the editorial stance around here is somewhere between high school student council” and college freshman “Oh my God, are you aware of how evil the world is?”

Oh boy...

His heart is the size of his hands.

Eat two Big Macs and a bucket of chicken every day, and you’ll have a big heart too.

You obviously don’t know many millennials, and/or you’ve never heard of tumblr or DeviantArt.

Maybe they could rewrite the ending so Gotti’s victims learn to fly Harrier jump jets in a week and imprison him in Ft Knox or something.

“Can you be more specific?” “Yes. For instance, if I kept my children in a dog kennel 24/7, I’d be arrested and put in prison. If a child trafficker kept 20 kids in a cage with ‘toys and TV’, that person would also be locked in prison for the rest of their lives. Now, tell me why the United States government believes…