From a looks perspective, Jesse L. Martin seems like a lock for the lead, but Lenny Kravitz is Lenny Kravitz so who knows.

Who would you trust more, yourself or a troll behind a keyboard?

Satan has all the best propagandists throughout all of human history at his disposal, so it shouldn’t surprise anyone that he’s doing a bang up job at image rehabilitation.

Lucifer:

Not nearly enough Republicans.

DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen: “Can you be more specific?

Probably nothing, but if this is really the horrible humanitarian crisis we all keep saying it is, don’t Democrats in Congress have a moral obligation to try and end or mitigate it NOW as compared to waiting until after an election which is still a longshot?

Republicans are demonstrating that they are perfectly happy to own this.

that means the Republicans have no morals

That’s such a bad analogy here though. Unless you are looking years out, which does little good to the child sitting in a cage today, Republicans are not hostage takers in the sense that they are absolutely not surrounded by a superior force they are only holding back via some sort of coerced leverage.

What sort of magical powers do you think the Democrats have that they can do anything in the here and now without managing to get some number of the GOP on board?

I could be misremembering where things shook out, but I don’t think a shut down is an option for a bit of time right now. I don’t think there is a looming end to government funding.

It’s not that the other 65% don’t think it’s the best form of government, it’s that the other 65% recognize that the statement is an opinion.

Who cares if they are “spineless”?

Covering the humanitarian crisis is newsworthy. So is covering how Congress is reacting to it.

Yeah, those damn evangelicals are so terrible!

touching a patient with an implement

We finally broke down and hired one, and let me just say ... it’s everything you’re imagining it to be. I’ve been extremely lucky at my job, but even still, we avoided hiring one until we now have a newborn and a 3 and a half year old.

Jennifer Barkley is exactly the sort of person I picture doing well in the Trump White House.

Don’t Julia Hahn on the reputation of some lowly assistant styling their hair and milking a paycheck out of this White House.