so basically the USFL...

It’s the USFL part 2!!

a handful of rich and ambitious owners, and the absence of a salary cap, the league’s threats of attracting and paying great players that could eventually result in a collection of teams better than what the self-neutered MLS has to offer isn’t totally outside the realm of possibility.

it’s Gawker. not a lot of enlisted folks writing there.

so the point of this article was...... to sh*t on this woman and her family?

stop criminal shaming!!

ALL THE YOCCO’S STAR my fellow Allentonian. God Bless You.

i cannot tell a lie; that place was a dump.

I grew up in Allentown. I have absolutely no knowledge of the alleged crime. but it’s important that we’re now known for something besides that billy joel song. and can I please get out of the greys if I tell you I worked in a steel mill or somethin’

please kind sir, could you bestow your ungreying power on me??

shut up Amazing Randy!!! always trying to ruin a good thing ;)

get your food shipped by low wage, non-union, brutalized Amazon.com workers.

are you new to gawker? we make fun of everything we don’t agree with here. brace yourself.

sadly underrated, good sir/lady.

as a MD alum, hell yeah!!

Frank “The Tank” Reich led the Bills to one of the greatest comebacks ever, so you gotta give him that.

to be fair, it’s not that satanic mayo-based coleslaw. it’s vinegar based. therefore; passable.

Steely McBeam was my early porn name. oh, and we have 6 rings and no cheerleaders because WE DON’T NEED THEM!! christ, I drink the kool-aid

you’re like the one person who knows how to properly use a selfie-stick. too bad 99% of the other morons ruin it for you and the few legit ones. plenty of fake gluten allergy folks out there.

this is why you invite Jews - we give checks. nothing but envelopes getting stuffed in the groom’s tux pocket. gift table sits 90% empty.