I’m from the middle of nowhere South. And I can’t help thinking, all this would be solved if people would fucking use birth control and stop having babies when the community is dirt poor and those kids are just going to grow up suffering.

I mean...that IS offensive. My mother gave me one piece of advice when I got married. “Share everything with your husband, be truthful and honest and bear your soul...but never let him see you poop.”

My sister is dating a dude who’s been married twice, two kids from each marriage, claims both divorces came out of the blue. My sister totally buys that. This is going to be interesting (I don’t like my sister)

Can we not go there? Make fun of Affleck’s lame ass tat all you want, but god forbid someone in their mid 40s doesn’t have a perfect fucking body.

She looks like Jessica Simpson.

Why would anyone ever sleep with Don Jr???

So. Explain to me.

That child is going to be a fucking monster. It’s not adorable.

Don Jr seems like a complete and total scumbag, but I’m not sure that Eric and Ivanka are any worse than your typical spoiled rich kid who is clueless about their own privilege.

Elmo’s PBS. No job for Elmo.

it definitely sets a president.

Maybe Steven Hawking is a also a nun and she has a vendetta.