I feel really bad that “neighbors backyard” probably isn’t gonna make the final 53. Had some great receptions in camp.

Not the most offensive Zema of all time, though.

He would have Reservations.

So I clearly remember some wise guy bringing a bottle of Zima in a wino paper bag to school, and a bunch of us mooks sitting around the lunchroom table passing it around. Why that scene didn’t attract attention of the authorities, I’ll never know.

That’s the slick parenting move. Instead of forbidding a kid from alcohol, you let them try it, pretending you’re being all permissive and French, while secretly knowing they won’t like it anyway.

I’m lost in the 65MPH cages at Swings ‘n’ Things. :(

Of course he is. The Honorable Judge Cock Scrote was completely slammed.

Free throws are meant to reward the team that had the foul committed against it and to punish the team that committed the foul. It is a perversion of the purpose if it is used to punish the team that had the foul committed against it. I mean, I understand the “Well, they should shoot free throws better” and “We…

Did anyone mention that the next World Cup host is Russia?

You know you fucked up when Chris Webber is incredulous at your critical end-of-game decisions.

It depends: Is this his eating or non-eating shoulder?

Here’s to hoping he comes back healthy and motivated next year

This is Leicester we’re talking about here; was there any doubt that their championship finish was going to come on anything other than a fucking Thai?

Just imagine how easily this would have been resolved with a gun.

That hair! That head wound! This man must be a graduate of the Ric Flair School of Wrasslin’.

New headline: Phillies propensity for KKKs leads to the Birth of a Nation-al League contender.

And just like that, Donald Trump became a Phillies fan.

He’s concentrating on camp; he knows hard work will set him free.

Rick Pitino reportedly impressed by their ability to stay in for ten minutes.