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This is completely wrong, how does this misinformation have 7 stars? It’s 100% due to the Rose Bowl. Edit this comment and stop misinforming people

That’s because only people that watch General Hospital are going to be home to watch the first game

Check Domino’s 5-year stock price history. Know you’re too cool to eat what the rest of America does but much like your colleagues at Jezebel yesterday, any anti-Dominos hatred from anyone is misrepresentation of reality

Any photos of him preventing little black kids from getting shot in the head in his hometown of Chicago, which is run by the man he most trusts in the world? Any of those?

Yeah, no one likes Dominos! Fucking gross!

That being said....

Came for this comment. Was not disappointed.

Rahm? You mean the person that the President of the United States trusts most on the face of the earth? Of all the things that people have to say about Obama one way or another, no matter your politics, the fact that the only thing he ever was before being POTUS was a leader in the Chicago community, which is now run

I challenge anyone to make a comment on this situation that adds to us as a collective species. This is past my limit (which is low and despicable) of what should be reported on. For as much of a public figure as she is and all the interesting things she’s ever been a part of - this is a mother being rejected by her

If that reflects poorly on Seahawks fans how does it reflect on Ohio State fans that they’ve constructed an entire second version of the English language to avoid saying Michigan or using the letter M

Nothing like indirectly shaming a fuck ton of your readers. Hey everyone, Kara wants you to feel bad for wearing perfectly reasonably and popular clothes. Not popular in the “cool” sense, popular in the sense that while its success has gone up and down over time like most things in fashion, Gap and its related brands

Was there a tweet I missed where he apologized for dropping the actual ball and costing them the game in the other way he cost them the game?

Jezebel is now Gawker Media’s pop culture website so go publish this in 2014 when maybe someone at your employer gave a shit. Now go find me some sweet tweets

Having seen the card he had to read which seems mostly clear but in the moment of being on stage is also far too complicated - why the FUCK do they do it via a card with just country names on it? Why does the card not just have an exact script to read? First response I’m going to get is going to be “well because he

The Seattle paper should make one more Wong and see how it works out....

A Jew playing the wife of JFK. LOL

These are the comment sections that bring out the true colors of what this community is. Depraved idiocy. For all of you that are Americans, leave this country now if it is your opinion that it is unacceptable for a jury, who has heard all evidence over the course of a trial, to either reach a deadlock or a verdict of

Sounds like you’ve got a nip or two free

This is what it means to be terrorized. This is why the San Bernardino and Paris attacks are terrorism and the Planned Parenthood attack is not. The Planned Parenthood attack should make anyone who works at or goes to Planned Parenthood or a private abortion clinic feel unsafe. The SB/Paris attacks should make anyone

Threads like these remind me for conversations on other topics about the actual average demographic of the Jezebel commentariat. People have only ever been on like one or two international flights, don’t fly first class, etc. Nothing wrong with that, but whenever there’s any post about how the world turns as it