Washcloths are garbage. Everyone knows this.

Really, Nicki? So much problematic here. You’re going to go after other women for having plastic surgery to change their bodies? And women staying with abusers is “weakness”? Guess they should just be stronger, huh?

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

The thing that always frustrates me is these guys are always saying “NO ONE” will date them when they usually mean “No one who’s 5’5” with 38-28-36 measurements and a Maxim spread who likes to watch anime with me and make me sandwiches.” Granted, this particular guy had deeper issues, but as a formerly lonely nerdy…

A whole bunch of much more violently misogynistic societies don’t have this mass murder problem. The problem is the extraordinary availability of guns in the US.

The problem is guns. Not mental illness, not misogyny, not male entitlement. Those are other problems, with other solutions. The problem causing mass shootings is guns.

It looks like Philbin was able to resolve that issue at practice. Tannehill looked a lot more comfortable getting intercepted during the game.

“I was informed that it had been sent back because the drink was “too cold.” For those who may not be bar savvy, this would be the equivalent of sending a bowl of soup back to the kitchen for being too hot.”

Yep, it’s pretty standard in the south. I was visiting my brother in Virginia a few years ago. I asked my nephew for a Coke, and he said, “What kind?” I told him I wanted “the red kind.”

Fucking goddamn parenthesis truthers.

Another guideline should be effecient use of the machine, you dont need a 5 minute break between sets, some machines do not work well for working in. On those machines do your sets in a timely manner clean up and get moving!

The worst part of people not re-racking weights in a busy gym: other people don’t know if those dumbells lying on the ground are still being used and may need them.

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I can never read his name without imagining him transforming into a silver sphere and expanding to stop the pass rush.

I don’t trust Alex Mack’s denial, something tells me this guy has a secret world.

I’m kinda side-eyeing your brother too, tho.

I think the telephone chicken thing is more likely the result of a crappy iPhone than any kind of broken social contract. The number of times I have gotten a call, swiped right to Answer, brought the phone up to my ear, said “Hello?” only to be greeted by silenced or a confused “Ummm.... hello?” right back is too many…

More from Curt:

Fuck you, ESPN. Seriously.

There is a direct corrolation between the use of “witty” nicknames/insults like “Crapelbon”, “LeBrick”, “The Miami Cheat”, etc. and the absolute potential lack of anything interesting or intelligent being said.