“Eke, who attempted to tear off her ponytail, no doubt to disguise her appearance so that she could creep out of the stadium and hide under a rock for the next three to four months”

Right? It’s so sad how all of the Americans who don’t own guns are constantly being murdered. Good thing all of the murderers-in-waiting are unsure whether I have a gun or not, as that’s the only thing keeping me safe.

Only problem is that as my fiancee constantly knocks it off the couch onto the hardwood floor, the touchscreen buttons gradually stop working. On our 3rd remote now...

Can you explain how, technically, you’re searching the data dump?

That’s why RedZone is so great.

Hey Zuffa - you don’t own the copyright to this video. Having Youtube take it down is flagrant abuse of the DMCA, and you should go fuck yourself.

That’s some straight-up DMCA abuse. They don’t own the copyright to this, and they have to know that.

Why? Because you hate fun? Or because baseball is the last bastion of assholes and curmudgeons?

I taught an adult friend how to ride a bike a few years ago. He was up and riding within an hour.

Strongly agree. While it seriously bums me out that Beck is a scientologist, though, I just can’t quit him...

LGBT headphones? Do they, like, work in more modes than normal headphones?

LGBT headphones? Do they, like, work in more modes than normal headphones?

Three words for you: Radio. On. Internet.

Your joke would be funnier if they hadn’t broken up over a year ago.

I once got hit in the face by a branch at Kennywood. Methinks their envelope of protection was not up to snuff.

“Stars”, aka guys who never played.

Dad is right. You can do better. Break up with her now.

Yes. That is a bull terrier. Good observation.

Guy here. I’m not sure I understand - what’s the math behind this. Doesn’t a manicure/pedicure cost like $40 and take something like 30 minutes? That seems like it should be plenty to compensate the employee. I’d guess the profit margins are quite high for the owners, which is probably why there are so many salons.…