A neighbor of mine use to have a greyhound-mix (so slower than a full greyhound) that would race my car down the street when I left for school. That thing would go a quarter-mile with me at 35 mph before I could safely pull away from her.

“There’s no such thing as a shitty dog.”

I use an Android device as my personal device and have an iPhone for work. Both get heavy use throughout the day.

Why would you assume that the drawing is irrelevant? It’s a diagram of the problem.

In my experience, as a regular bike commuter, the most dangerous part of every ride is passing through a green light with a car beside me or approaching from behind.

If someone would put this damn logo on a shirt already, I would literally and figuratively throw my money at them to get one.

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It was nice of them to redact the guy’s name, but they left enough information in there that it’s trivially easy to figure it out. Side note - his daughter is very attractive - at least based on her college volleyball picture.

Holy crap. Shavlik Randolph is still in the NBA?

Make them use dropkicks.

Less certainty on close calls = longer reviews = more commercials = more money.

No offensive foul for trying to kick Connaughton in the nuts?

HOW WAS THAT NOT A FOUL?

But the refs did screw Duke in that game. Duke's top 3 big men all fouled out and Patrick Johnson (who? exactly.) ended up guarding Okafor down the stretch. Say what you will about K, but he was right about that game.

0/10.

I was once banned from Gizmodo by Jesus Diaz because he's a thin-skinned hack.

How would free agency even work? How could teams bid against each other if everything is centrally owned?

I was thinking about that joke this morning for no apparent reason. Probably one of the simplest and best lines I've ever read.

So leaving out throwing (everyone seems to agree that Winston had a better day) and film room (which is behind closed doors), Mariota smoked Winston in everything:

Sure, but how does his getting his ass kicked in a bunch of meaningless tests make Winston move up scouts' draft boards?