Never forget: Bill O'Brien was the offensive coordinator at Duke during a 1-22* stretch.

I can afford all of those things, and I would never buy any of them.

It definitely looks like the kid who stands up on the rail deflects it. Otherwise, the kid in the black Giants jersey was going to catch it.

Why doesn't Kelly get a character breakdown?

The 1 "AROD" is also surprising.

They showed the same Colombian fan at every game. It was pretty impressive how they managed to track her down.

Brazil's soccer team will henceforth be known as the Maginot Line

According to my Korean girlfriend, "eat yeot" falls somewhere between "eat shit" and "go fuck yourself". It lacks an easy English translation, but apparently has nothing to do with dicks.

So... umm... why's she cheering / clapping?

So you're not a very good lawyer, eh?

Busta Rhymes' "Gimme Some More" is playing on my Pandora as I look at your GIF. The breaks in his verses sort of line up with the singing in the GIF. It's truly hypnotic to watch.

"He ran past the entire Chilean defense, as he's done in each World Cup match..."

There are plenty of clear-cut examples to go after, though. A Cameroon player got tapped in the elbow yesterday and then rolled around on the ground for 40 seconds holding his head. Maybe if he got a retroactive yellow card he'd be less likely to do it next time.

I really, really hope that that letter was signed by a woman.

"Bring back Dickey"?

Many states prohibit you from using a person's likeness for commercial purposes without their consent. That means I can't film you (specifically) and then use said footage to sell Brawndo. However, I can use generic crowd footage that doesn't focus on you. Further, if I'm a reporter, there's a strong first amendment…

Or perhaps the fact that his shot would have gone wide absent the deflection serves as additional evidence that he was off his game yesterday.

Messi was terrible yesterday. Just terrible.

Sorry, but you're misinterpreting the rule. You don't magically re-assess the position of the player when it deflects off of a defender. Imagine a through-ball that deflected off of a defender's foot. The ref royally fucked up.

$229 million. Four matches.