So a teenage girl suddenly turning into a red monster is a metaphor for menstruation, right?

That’s weird since I saw a preview for it in the theater a little bit ago... That being said, it looked kinda like Teen Wolf (the movie, not the TV show) and I was wondering if she’d get good at basketball and go van surfing.

That’s a bit of a bummer, but I get it. At least they were able to rake in a bunch of money from Spider-Man.

Is Billie Eilish headlining Coachella?

He was right. Not hitting back wouldn’t have shown him to be ‘better’, just submissive.

Guess Who’s Coming to Heaven

this is what I’m looking forward to. The number of times I’ve been stuck in a jam and find that nothing is wrong annoys me. I’m all for autonomous vehicles if they solve that issue.

Ummm...Interpol are expecting to release their new album in 2022, produced by Flood and Moulder. That sentence gives me a raging hard on.

I dunno what the point of the consistent pretending to not understand what Lightyear is is.  The Buzz Lightyear toy is based on a character from a series of movies, this is the first of those movies.  Like if someone made a Turboman movie decades after Jingle All The Way.  Done.

I don’t know what the world may need, but a V8 engine’s a good start for me.

Damnit, I should have gotten that copyright on WalMartian.

Say what you will about Carano’s terrible acting (started out shockingly bad, eventually clawed her way up to “kinda meh”) and her politics (started out meh, clawed her way down to shockingly bad), but as an action star she had the absolutely transcendent quality of looking like someone who, if they punched you, you…

Yes, girl! Work that surveillance state!

I mean, this is just Simon Kinberg stealing Uma Thurman’s Fox Force Five spiel from Pulp Fiction, right? We’re so reboot-crazy we’re now rebooting fictional failed pilots!

I’ll stick to having my deliveries left at my door; I can bring them in and put them away myself, thankyouverymuch.

I don’t want anyone to know how disgusting my fridge is or the hoarding going on in my freezer.

The casting of Rogen and Offerman as the bumbling bandits is pitch-perfect. I wish they were the main characters instead of Pam and Tommy Lee. 

Well that’s just a trick question though. Sure, I guess under the parameters here, Starbucks qualifies, but no one in regular life refers to Starbucks as a restaurant.

Well easy... like all those EV’s where the owner does not factor in distance, time, etc....
You bring your own gas powered generator and you are set!