Go on...

I didn’t hate it but I didn’t love it. And yes, Clooney’s voice doesn’t feel right. It was his normal speaking voice and I’m guessing that was WA’s direction so it’s not Clooney’s fault but it just didn’t work for me.

And it would be a stretch to call any of them a maniac.

You’re absolutely right, is that some sort of local band day?

If A Hundred Drums isn’t really 100 drums, I’ll be asking for my money back.

I know, right?? And they’ve got a movie coming out in a month. I’m speaking this into existence right now.

Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to the Oscars.

I noticed this lately in LA a few weeks ago when we got a lot of rain. Is this a new thing? I couldn’t understand why everyone was driving with their hazards on.

My go to when I’m sick and want to sleep are the NyQuil gel tabs. No disgusting flavor, 7-8 hours of hallucinogenic sleep.

I’m guessing France will put up a fuss and then give in eventually. Because, you know, HISTORY!

Good thing Mark Ruffalo was never Spider-Man.

Turning Red!

Flurona sounds like a pharmaceutical drug that you should be asking your doctor about. Side effects may include: bleeding from the eyes, constipation, sweating profusely, anal leakage, a third arm protruding from your forehead, an itchy rash between your index and middle fingers, an appetite for sex with strangers,…

Still first...

C’mon...even if the PJ pizza was demonstrably better, what NYer is going to even admit to that? That’s like asking a Boston Red Sox fan what he thinks of Derek Jeter.

Not only was he a GOAT, he was also a F (first) OAT! I recently watched Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner for the first time and although that style of movie isn’t usually my cup of tea, his performance was so powerful. He owned each scene he was in.

Or my head and/or body part collection

Hells to the no!

You forgot Jackass!

What the world needs now, is another folk singer.