fuck guns

“It’s at this point you might ask yourself, “Wait, wasn’t Al Capone a criminal kingpin who was extremely guilty of federal tax crimes?” Why, yes, he was. Thanks for pointing that out, Harvard Law professor Alan Dershowitz.”

To complete the analogy, let’s not forget Capone’s raging syphilis. 

They come in illegally from Indiana, you fucking putz. Go unfasten your lips from Sarah Huckabee’s lowest hanging teat.

‘why the hell Norm MacDonald keeps getting work.’

If your barometer for ‘good comedian’ comes from them being an SNL castmember, you must not know a lot about comedy. 

“Lowlife. She’s a lowlife”

JFC what a fucking slob. My off the rack suit from JC Penney’s I wore to HS prom was better cut than any of the crap he wears.

Shouldn’t it be “had some of the nastier stuff in baseball”? Dudes ERA this season is 5.61.

LOL. Fitting

“Pfff let the president and his government control the press but HOW DARE Twitter and Facebook suspend my account for violating their terms of use! Free speech! Free speech!

You’re really stupid.

“DO YOU BREED?!”

Out of all the issues in this season of women coming forward, while the truly criminal assaults carried the most urgency and weight, without question, I honestly feel Ansari’s was the most valuable in opening the discussion about dialogue between partners in this current hook-up culture.

I’m going to let the team that didn't do the Tomahawk Chop be the first to complain about a lack of decorum. 

Fuck the Wilpons.

I gave him a star, but really only because it makes you angry.

I’d totally eat a bowl of Cookie Crisp out of Kerber’s ass

How Bojack Horseman went unnoticed for another year (and South Park snags a nom?) is still beyond me. And the finale for Nathan for You remains one of the best things to grace television in 2017, not that I would expect any recognition from Emmy there.

It’s ludicrous that BoJack Horseman got snubbed, especially after Time's Arrow. 

MacLachlan not even being nominated is a travesty. He played three distinctly different characters on “The Return”, all of them awesome.