Entirely correct. The Cowboys organization is more about marketing and image than assembling a winning team.

“Great article.”

Being one point better than the Dolphins is like having one IQ point on Trump.

additional counterpoint: the real problem is the name, “Nationals”

He probably hasn’t done cocaine since he found out he could get a prescription for Adderall and snort that instead, but prior to that I’m pretty sure he did a TON of cocaine.

And the Bears and Lions are natural (NFL) enemies. But as a Bears fan myself, I would say Barry Sanders is awesome.

There is absolutely zero fucking chance that a millionaire who ran in NYC’s upper social circles in the 70's and 80's never did a line, ZERO.

People who love cooking are really bad at imagining there are people who don’t love cooking.

I actually believe Trump when he says he’s never had a drink or taken drugs. His brother died from alcoholism, after all.

So we agree that Trump has likely never smoked weed, but he’s for sure taken enough perscription pills to kill most of the race horses on Earth, right? I mean, I see him doing that and not counting it as “drugs” because it was from a doctor, or some sort of “medical person” who told him it would increase his manliness…

How about anything but more IPAs here in Minnesota 70-90% of the beer list at brew pubs are IPAs, just done with them.

My money is on some current or ex cop killed him. Remember, the police know what to look for (and more importantly, what NOT to look for, hence the “we have no leads or witnesses at this time”.

People aren’t complete idiots

The Washington Racial Slurs paid Kirk Cousins over $40 million for two years of barely above replacement level play, and in neither of those years did the team manage to make the playoffs. I would say the Racial Slurs didn’t exactly get out of the “overpaying for Kirk Cousins” sweepstakes.

I work for a company (the company, really) that makes Candy Melts, and we do not call them chocolate. They are not chocolate. The dark and light cocoa versions have actual cocoa solids, so they may qualify legally, but the white, pink, red, teal, blue, green, etc colors are absolutely definitely not chocolate and we…

Agreed.

““It’s so easy for us to blame and shame because everyone has a voice now,””

Imagine framing “everyone has a voice now” as a negative. 

Doom 2099 was delightful.

Doom 2099 was good, brilliant under Ellis, then crap. Xmen 2099 was ok, had some great ideas and characters, but never managed to tie all the disparate parts together. Punisher was ok, then crap. Spiderman was solid right to the end. Ravage was crap. FF and XNation 2099 never happened. Never. 

Fuck you and your lame ass snark, shithead.