One day, that elusive perfect victim will emerge. Until then, congrats on making your snap judgment with none of the evidence in, something I’m sure you would *never* accuse someone siding with the victim of doing. 

Police take victims seriously. Police take diligent notes and follow-up on leads. Police test most rape kits.

“Mostly Bad for also giving supremely talented rapists and murderers a second chance.”

Psst: Its this one.  

The reason real he and Ben Roethlisberger didn’t get along was because they were too similar.

Steelers fans like him again now

One, good point.

NFL 100:

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Rams...”

It’s the new Hapsburg Chin.

All that “bountygate” bullshit was just that: bullshit.

Next time you’re in Downtown Houston check out Warrens and Char Bar for cocktails, Flying Saucer for pretty much any beer you’d like, Prohibition for dinner and a burlesque show, and grab a slice or 3 at Bombay Pizza, an Indian-Italian fusion which makes pizza on what is best described as a papadum-naan hybrid. 

I don’t have a horse in this race, but from my experience New Orleans is a waaaaay better place to spend a weekend. Atlanta is like most other U.S. cities: some buildings, traffic, and an airport. That’s about it.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

The Cowboys are “America’s Team” in that we have a president who suggested we nuke hurricanes. That is the Cowboys.

Given what we know about CTE now and the seemingly complete lack of NFL support post-retirement, I wouldn’t blame any player for walking away.

Especially when the “critics” are sportswriters. “I had to write a five inch column on how Cam Newton is mentally weak with carpal tunnel in BOTH WRISTS! Did I walk away? NO!”

Personally, the part that I find most weird is all the fans talking up toughness...as though they wouldn’t retire their job on the spot if they were in his shoes.

I’ve had spinal surgery due to a severely herniated disc (reading Ohrnberger’s tweets and symptoms before/after it sounds similar), and I continued working right up to surgery too. I was not, nor ever was I, an NFL player. In the days leading up to surgery there were a few instances where I dropped to the ground at…

The average life expectancy of an NFL player is in the low 50s, while the average life expectancy for American men is in the mid 70s. So you’re giving up roughly a third of your life to entertain us. While the Romans made people fight to the death for their entertainment, we only make you give up a third of your life…

They say that just before you retire from football, you briefly get a clear vision of suiting up for the Detroit Lions. It’s the body’s way of accepting the transition into the beyond.