IT TURNS OUT IT’S MAN

I feel once you’re to the point of needing a T-shirt to lay out how “not racist” you are, you’ve probably gone to at least one cross-burning or Trump Rally. 

The last time this team won a playoff game, the first person to interview the head coach & QB was a black-glove-wearing OJ Simpson.

Conservatives - Chicago! Detroit! Chicago! Detroit! Chicago! Detroit! Chicago! Detroit! Chicago! Detroit! Chicago! Detroit! Chicago! Detroit! Chicago! Detroit! The only talking point they ever use. 

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

Reading this article is probably the happiest I’ll be during this Lions season. Imagine being the fan of a franchise and the happiest you know you’ll be during the entire football season is reading a Drew Magary piece in freakin’ July.

People like Danielle Stella are the reason we have warning stickers on hairdryers telling you not to use them in the shower.  

Gonna take a minute to start getting comments on this post because we’re all trying to figure out how to call that bar and buy a round for the house.

I cannot speak to the experience of the VA, but anyone who’s defending the current Health Care system in this country has clearly never spent 90 minutes on hold trying to make an appointment with a doctor, just to get a referral for a specialist who doesn’t have any openings for 6 weeks.

I’m with Megan. There is no amount of hamberders that could convince me to be in the same room as that racist shitbag.

Yep - if you aren’t fully funded and in a top ten program (and really closer to top 5 these days), it probably isn’t worth trying.

Actually you can omit the “et al.” I’d say Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Penn, maybe Stanford. The full list is very short. 

This is really myopic.

You touched on something that is super important and rarely talked about. Namely, don’t bother getting your PhD unless you’re going ivy league. That’s a shitty and cynical outlook, but it’s completely accurate. The people who manage to get those rare tenure-track jobs tend to be from Princeton, Yale, Stanford, et al. 

“Sacrifice” implies that something of value was lost

Get the same architect who screwed up the same house last time.

I’m going to start a construction company, hire someone to build a house, and force them to tear down 20% of it because it looks too much like another house. Then, I’m going to blame them when the house ends up looking like shit and going way over budget.

But first I’m going to hire an architect I already know designs…

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

Found the guy fucking with Korey’s car.

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.