The rest are fine, but what else could he possibly want after he finally got his Merman?

Which of these is actually anti-military?

You know everyone is being really polite here; so as a Navy veteran I’ll go ahead and say it:

Yeah, that notorious left wing rag the Wall Street Journal is really into Marxist propaganda these days.

Are you saying that #45 can tell a difference between a submarine and a destroyer? Because I honestly doubt that.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Noooooooooo. Unbeatable Squirrel Girl was one of the best books Marvel was putting out, primarily because it was so fun and bright and optimistic. We need to chain Ryan North and Derek Charm in a basement somewhere and force them to continue writing and drawing Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Yeah! That’s the solution!

QUIT PRESSURING ME MOM!!!

Call me crazy, but I just don’t think you should use a belt on your kids.

Lost in all the feuding over the last episode, the final scene between Jaime and Tyrion was GoT at its best. That is what a powerful scene feels like when it’s been earned.

My favourite celebrity cameo last night remains the sequence where Daenerys was played by Henry Kissinger.

That didn’t so much question the authenticity as it questioned how the show described them. None of the points they made seem to have ever been described otherwise.

Well, it’s not a puppet, and it’s not a mop, but maaaaan...

Right. Something that was literally foreshadowed but you missed isn’t a “god out of the machine” ending. People have no idea what that phrase means or implies.

A trained assassin killing someone is not a deus ex machina.

Can I just point out that it is somewhat hilarious that in an article that starts by an assertion that there are no spoilers, the first comment not only is a massive spoiler, but goes in to big detail about it.

Whenever a woman does something cool, there will be a group of losers who can’t get laid shitting all over her accomplishment.

I’m a guy who doesn’t want kids and I get no shortage of this type from various relatives.

I have no desire to have children. Not even an inch. I don’t even feel the uterine quivers, whenever I see a cute/well-behaved child. I am too picky... In mates (long story short: I don’t want a “sperm donor” type of co-parent for my kids). The dumbest thing I keep on hearing is: “Don’t worry, you’ll change your mind,…