Internet advertising is a broken system. Nobody knows how to distinguish between real engaged viewers and empty clicks. So they simply chase viewer count and hope for the best. This applies to experts in the field, so it applies doubly to executives in the company. Everyone is flying blind.

I miss people actually being able to see my comments

“Can we do social media” is something I am asked any time something is going wrong at work (I work at a shitty trade association). I normally say sure and tweet a headline of some rando article.

Nah, Affleck didn’t say he agreed with the criticism, just that it was fair.

When I was a kid I thought nearly every finished product, service and company was basically perfect. Now that I provide a product, service and work at a company, I know better.

I just re-read the old Inventory book. Good times.

Me too, Ben. It mostly makes me sad now.

I’m curious to see what will happen as we enter the fall TV season, as in, how many big shows will not be covered.

Why do people perpetrate online hoaxes? Why do people shoot from a 32 story building? Why do people vote for Trump? Why do people throw a kitten out of a moving car (my foster cat)? Why do people abuse loved ones? Why do people drive PT Cruisers? I just don’t know anymore. People are crazy, that’s all I got.

Pence has zero charisma and would be much easier to beat in 2020 than the fucking orange idiot.

I’m concerned that Pence might actually be the dumber of the two.

This was the exact moment this game had my money.

anyone who has ever lived or worked near a pond can already vouch for the fact that ALL geese are assholes.

That is a completely fair assessment.

In a way, it’s great that these three came together. I’m too busy to ignore three separate movies, but throwing them all in the same pot frees up so much time for me!

When they asked Cage what kind of flavoring it should have, he screamed, “Not the cheese! Not the cheese! They’re in my eyes! My eyes!”

Typical. So many of these assholes are “pro-life” until they knock up a mistress or their daughter gets prego at 16. They are virulently anti-gay until they find they have an LGBTQ child. They are 1000% against stem cell research until grandma gets Alzheimer’s. They are fully committed to the war on drugs until their…

I know, they lost me with “Hugh Hefner biopic” and it gets worse from there.  

Oh believe me, I know. Mark Pelligrino is still my #1 Lucifer for a Lucy that needs to be more wicked than fun.

I’d think Ratner would make a better Hef, but I guess Leto is a good choice too.