We’re in the darkest timeline. It’s all so that when Yellowstone explodes and kills us all, we welcome the sweet release of death.

Wasn’t this a horror movie where a mirror got possessed by the spirit of an MRA serial killer? I think it was called Killer Reflection.

Show me where on the pear the pear touched you.

Sure, Seinfeld gets masturbation on TV and it’s groundbreaking, but when I do it Wayne Brady yells at me.

The Predisent was on Seinfeld?

It’s Garry Shandling’s Show had done a similar gag to that a few years before, though they did a swerve with it (Garry was talking to his body parts, and a short bald guy named Mr. P showed up. He turned out to be the pancreas).

So, we’ll be riding around in 80s vintage vans?

Her father is an illiterate moron, her mother was stupid enough to marry said illiterate moron. The kids weren’t going to turn out any better. She only seems like the smart one because her brothers are both Ruprecht.

All Dyin’

I’m not thinking he’s Sinnerman, for a variety of reasons, but it’s obvious there’s some connection (maybe he’s working for him; maybe he’s someone who killed and replaced the real Pierce).

Did the casting notice for Gary read “Get me Ted Raimi’s union Canadian equivalent?”

That was fun. The show’s taken a nice step back up this season.

I could see him playing someone like Yon-Rogg, too, if he’s playing a Kree villain.

I’ll stop if you do something for me. Quid pro quo. Tit for tat.

I used to watch Benson all the time back when it was on, and saw Soap when it hit Nick at Night some time later. Guillaume clearly just owned the role. 89 is a hell of a good run, though.

Are you saying that it’s time to nip this in the bud?

Cool story, bra.

I suspect Timberlake realizes that, in retrospect, the whole ordeal made him look like a boob.

That looks like it should be on the news as the last known picture taken of him before he suddenly passed away, fifteen minutes later.