He’s Josh Chan, only white, isn’t he?

I just assumed she said “I’d rather die than be on another episode of this shit sitcom” and they believed her.

They might be rain. They might be heat. They might be frying up a stalk of wheat.

When I was driving once I saw that painted on a bridge.

What’s that blue thing doing there?

Might want to have a second person look at those headlines in the future.

What I don’t understand here is why a $120 million budgeted flick would star Gerald Butler. Is it part of some Producersesque scam?

Oh, right, now I’m remembering why I hate humanity.

Hiding from accusations that he’s groped a lot of women without consent?

If I had to guess, it happened within an hour of the original announcement that he was finishing the film.

As we’ve gotten older and our bladders have gotten less willing to take abuse.

The Exorcist one was ok, I guess. The Coraline one I liked, in part because I liked Coraline so much. The third one was just gross.

I hope Weird Al Yankovic has some project ideas, because at the rate things are going, he’s going to be the only one left who hasn’t sexually assaulted anybody. And that’s assuming that Harvey the Wonder Hamster’s allegations are unfounded.

I think the football gods have decided to troll the owners who won’t sign Kaep by knocking out two QBs a week until he’s signed.

The lack of a McQuarrie on the recent movies has really been noticeable - one of my favorite things about the movies in general is that most of them have come with a bunch of new spaceships, but the recent movies have really been lacking in that regard. We’ve gotten a handful, but nothing like the movies McQuarrie was…

There plausibly could have been intelligence assets from 1963 still active in 1992. Not so much, now.

Whenever he tries swaggery, it comes off as smarmy and conceited.

I thought that this was an improvement; not exactly good, but at least containing the seeds of a better show. Karnak unleashed, the scenes with Karnak and Gorgon in Attilan, Maxmus finally living up to his “the Mad” appellation, and some more interaction between the members of the royal family. This approach still…

I wouldn’t be shocked if Valencia wants revenge herself, and without Rebecca pushing it, she takes over.

You can’t.