If anyone can do that, it's Texas.

It was a nosedive into a sewer, followed by three guys wallowing around in the shit.

Well, some forms. Forms directed at him personally, and maybe Ivanka.

Hey, hey, hey, it's rape culture!

Has Depp raped anyone? I know he's an abusive asshole, but I wasn't aware of him being a rapist.

"Known rapist tries to take moral high ground"

"At some point in 1989, Chris Claremont began running out of ideas…"

Well, that would certainly give "Born This Way" a new double meaning.

That is an outrageously unfair characterization.

I don't think I'd call Spacehog a one-hit wonder, though; "Mungo City" did relatively well, too, and a couple of other songs charted.

Ennis clearly had a lot of disdain for superheroes in general, but equally clearly respected Superman as a character and understood why he was so important to people.

One punch vs. Guy Gardner.

For Superman, I'd have it down to a close one between All-Star Superman and What Ever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
Batman's going to come down to what you like about him. I would have likely said Year One in the past, but I think I'm more partial to the Englehart and O'Neil years now.
I think the original Galactus…

Save it for Savage Love.

They're the kind of people who think Jill Stein makes some really good points.

We didn't really need a NASA scientist to tell us this. All it really took was a person of average intelligence with any scientific knowledge, or perhaps a mildly precocious nine-year-old.

I do have a telepathic dog.

Possibly, but the Caligula of myth still makes a good camparison.

Is your coworker a magpie or a jackdaw, perhaps?

No, he appears to have bowel control; so the baby comparison isn't apt in his case. He's more of a serial rapist.