No, there's a different celebrity giant baby closer to Caligula. There are a ton of newswires about that one.

A committee of narcissistic assholes drunk on power is how the world runs; why not the universe?

That may be the nicest thing I've ever seen anybody say about him.

Satan doesn't want to be associated with Gene Simmons. He has standards, after all.

He's become our most respectable elder statesman rock star that's still alive.

Thirty goddamn years overdue, but good on him.

Less than meets the eye, I guess.

There's a joke in there about Ceelo Green that I find too depressing to make.

Yeah, but what's it been doing since February, then?

I think you'd just about have to, wouldn't you?

It'll be used to deprogram people from believing in justice, god, or human decency by this evening.

She's all there with the bippin' and boppin' and rape enablin'.

The system is set up to allow powerful men to avoid getting punished, regardless of whether or not they're guilty.

He really is a monster, isn't he? This thing is liable to boil down to "how to get away with raping women." On the plus side, he's going to be remembered as a rapist first from here on out. Even Polanski just raped the one girl, not dozens and dozens of women.

Two things?

Drum.

Because "Teti" is fun to say.

That'll probably just be Deadspin, thanks to SYNERGY!

I don't know offhand, but definitely not that much.

Is Fusion a real channel or just an elaborate tax shelter?