A crinja is a ninja who's completely embarrassed.

That's more yiffing than I'm entirely comfortable seeing.

Follow-up: What the fuck happened to you, man? Your ass used to be beautiful.

A twinja is two identical ninjas.

Which one snagged chunkylover53@aol.com?

I'm making a lot more.

If by "The Show" you mean The Simpsons, I'd guess roughly 80%.

Eleventy-twelve percent?

A finja is a ninja who travels underwater.

Well, at least we'll still have TIF.

They're on their 23rd one.

Followup: What sets The A.V. Club in 2017 apart from The A.V. Club in 2011?

No, it will be Jurassic World 3, Humans 0.

It'll have one song on it that you kind of like and then you hear the rest of the album and are glad you didn't buy it?

Hi, welcome to the AV Club.

I don't know if you meant couch or crotch or if it can be two things.

Maybe we can look at Kinja as a cleansing fire. This whole comment section is vaguely embarassing.

It'll give the Breitbart morons something more in their wheelhouse.

Aerisolized THC?

The White House