Quick correction: The Blazers went 14-6, not 16-4, but did win the East by four games over the Charlotte (nee New York) Stars.

“My husband can’t throw these people under the bus and catch them at the same time!”

Pictured: Manny’s own boner.

Of course. They always want to take down the white quarterback.

And the Seattle Seahawks breathe a sigh of relief.

And yet another Republican announces his candidacy.

The Seahawks said they investigated, when they didn’t appear to even do a rudimentary investigation.

Because every month is White History Month.

Rick Monday was unavailable for comment.

In a related story, Anthony Federico has just applied for a gig with the Houston Rockets.

Waiting for them to add a Spittle Quotient and the Trying Too Hard To Impress Everyone With Your Football Knowledge Index.

E! calls this a “Fun Fact,” too.

SB Nation has standards? Hah. Good one.

Bonus points for also buying into the simple narrative of the circumstances of Donnie Moore’s death.

He fell in love with her because she was the only teacher who could spell his name correctly.

Some people are being too hard on Josh Hamilton. I mean, it’s not like he killed a guy or anything.

“Whitlock is a social commentator with a 15-year-old’s understanding of American history and a 75-year-old’s appreciation for pop culture. He has no experience as an editor or manager; no real constituency among the young writers his site is supposed to develop; and no new ideas to bring people. His career-long…

Are those bats he gets for free?

I wasn’t specifically referring to that level of disruption, but I didn’t make it clear, so that’s a fair point.

I used to rail long and hard against the DH. I think baseball should be a game of checks and balances and this removes a big one.