lol you write this whole piece and dont even include twitter’s new verification initiative? try doing journalism once in a while.

where are all the armchair doctors who were saying he was faking needing a cane?

that’s because the focus tonight was security- you bet they’re gonna play to people’s emotions in order to drive their point home

i hope someone sabotaged her

yup!

We came off the Democratic plantation, and voted for whoever we want.

jezebel wouldnt misrepresent anything to further their agenda

right? when are the adults going to show up?

never tweet

so brave, or something

“my wife comes home in 20 minutes, help”

sounds like less blood than the ensuing aftermath of grabbing the wrong towel, though

is it acceptable to bring a shower towel to the beach?

i dont think a single tween is not going to vote in 8years because meghan trainor doesn’t intend to

do you use weed? just curious

uh what?

god damn kids

jezebel finally gets on the avocado toast bandwagon!

well, the headline’s gramatically correct, although you’d expect better writing from a blogger

haha bobby! this is minecraft. this is almost as funny as when your colleague Ashley did a similar piece 4 days ago, and, can you believe it, used a digimon image! funny!!!