what about for sex offenders

aren’t women already paid to be mothers? isn’t that what welfare is for?

kids are just future shitty adults. don’t know why we expend so much time and energy on them.

dumb

do you always recycle bad jokes

“vaccines are one of my hardlines but i can look past bankers lining my candidates pockets with cash”

“get in line and vote for Hillary” - jezebel

how about making $10 million on cattle futures in 10 months https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillary_R…

here’s a pretty cut and dry example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillary_R…

mark sanchez is gonna be jealous

cant say ill miss this segment

serena likes funny guys? too bad dangeruss is taken

kinja turns my phone into a brick. maybe you should hire their devs

im on-call if we ever need to blow up an asteroid

counterpoint: the leg drop

maybe they just sucked at their jobs?

did you just crib jordan sargent’s mom’s meal chart for the week?

always good to see celebrities raising up talented, untapped talent. looking forward to the new bourne film!

2001? try 5 years ago, bozo

he cut you off from our bank accounts or he cut you off from his bank account....?