Come on, Arkansas. That’s your rival.

No less fulfilling than Peyton Manning winning a ring behind Denver’s defense while having an abortion of a season personally

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

Wine comes in a bottle?

It almost looks like Ryan Gosling from Remember The Titans made it to the NFL, but he’s still mad about all the racism at his high school.

This is a pressure-filled situation for a young quarterback. Can Goff go 3-4 and secure Fisher’s legacy?

My testicles are vibrating with boundless energy for I am deeply excited to see Jerrum Gwelfph do good passes with his friends.

Those fans can’t melt real teams!

He’ll be a Jet next season?

To be fair, it is difficult for Chris Christie to stand for long periods of time.

This was already decided in a previous thread by someone else: Bud Light Lime-a-rita

I’m trying to think who Gronk would’ve voted for.

This may be the most rational thing I’ve ever heard from a Pats fan.

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

Obviously Raptors can’t shoot with those tiny arms.

Yeah, no change.

Oooh member Shaquille O’Neal?

+14 Stations of the Cross