Do you know why I remain a Patriots fan Drew? Because of my father. I lived in Maine my entire childhood and teenage years. I remember the shit years, the years where Velcro on the gloves wouldn’t have helped the receivers make catches. For years we were the butts of the NFL. Then suddenly Mo Lewis knocks out Bledsoe…

One inch, maybe two, between football and turf?

And in the end, ‘twas vibe that killed the bitch.

DID WE JUST GET TWO GLIMPSES OF MOTHERFUCKING MOJO IN THERE?

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

I’m seeing conflicting reports:

“Y’know, Homer, some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.” *sighs wistfully*

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

Did ... did they Poochie the new Inhuman guy?

(reads explanation) (eyes glaze over)

is there such a thing as an alt-write-in vote for the Hall of Fame?

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

Next time, he’ll be possessed by Doctor Octopus (a la Superior Spider-Man) and Apocalypse simultaneously, and take the new identity of Doc Cockpocalypse.

I feel like I’m the only person on the internet who doesn’t have any interest in Overwatch. Sometimes I get the impression that game is like The Stuff and I have to track down Garrett Morris.

Pffft. Whatever. It doesn’t really change anything.

“But we ignored all of these warning signs for months in favor of bitching about Hillary Clinton not giving press conferences. We sure showed her!”