This is Wahlberg bad, holy shit

I’m pretty sure this was used in Oh Brother Where Art Thou

I think my brother performed this song in high school, although the teacher dug up some more school-appropriate lyrics.

It truly is the Land of Cockaigne.

It’s frightening how many people have been coming to his defense, saying that if you really care about your daughters you’ll do this. Even other rap artists who have rushed to defend him.

Honestly an absent parent is better than a present one who really sucks, so maybe it’s for the best. 

Well... Actually, let me preface this by saying I’ve never really liked the guy, however, after his botched suicide attempt, his decision not to have anything to do with the life of his daughter might have been a choice made from that experience, as well as the crushing malady that is depression.

Dad needs to understand that she can be having every kind of sex EXCEPT the front kind and he would never know (even excluding the creepy nature of this).

It's banned because Jim Spanfeller is a Herb.

I’ll still watch it, but it will be a Mulan movie in my mind, and not a Disney remake. Which is fine, great even.

Noooooooooo! Shang is the hottest Disney Prince 😱

I’ve heard reports that she had the flu. I have a serious, non-swarmy question for you and all those that are saying “don’t criminalize youthful indiscretions”. If not her, but someone else did this (I have seen TWO OTHERS already copy her, cause copying is a thing with that crowd) and you bought ice cream for a…

More like NARCFLIX! Amirite fellow teens?

So it’s still bad for you, regardless. So my point still stands lol

There is nicotine in them tho...

Yeah, I think the whole juuling and vaping fad is honestly no better than smoking regular old cigarettes. And I’ve pointed that out to people IRL and they always say, “oh, well there’s no nicotine in it, so it’s fine.” Uhhh, no. I think putting anything like that in your body, in your lungs no less, is not good for…

This shit is real and important. I work at a college that still allows smoking on campus as long as it is outside, even though we regularly have students going to the ER with major asthma attacks after walking through clouds of smoke between classes. The landscaping makes it as such you’d have to walk through garden…

Knowing that my opinion doesn’t count for much, I’m still going to state that I am confused by Jezebel’s weirdly pro-teenagers-vaping attitude. (Like in this post.) It just seems to me like teenagers developing a nicotine addiction, particularly at ages when their brains are still developing, is an objectively bad…

They are learning how to spin doctor. If they can find some point in this insanity that makes the university look good, they pass the class.