The dance moves in question here were not long enough

There are many examples of previous court cases where it was determined that rules or terms set by a company or entity were not enforceable and had to be changed. One recent example I remember is a game company put in their terms that no customer was allowed to refund the game, but that rule infringed upon basic…

Epic still never paid no one to my knowledge.

Epic isn’t an arm of Tencent in the slightest. During the Blitzchung incident caused by Blizzard, Epic’s CEO actually defended Blitzchung. If Tencent actually had any real sway over Epic that would never happen.

Actually if Epic wins all developers big, small, and indie win as well. Imagine if you made a game that only made money from ethically monetized cosmetics. You are the one that put in the hard work to make the game. Why should Apple take 30% of all the money your customers want to pay to you? All they do is list it in…

The thing about that is, Epic wouldn’t even think about bypassing Apple’s exorbabant rates if Apple didn’t set it so fucking high.

I hope birds poop on your car every day from now on.

I saw the exact same thing done to Jesse Cox. Is this a common thing assholes do in this game?

They’re kind of like the Sunday Comics the site posts. “Here’s a compilation of cool stuff.” Oh, thanks, I’ll check it out. I don’t like the ambush tactics employed with autoplay videos though. Like, come on, don’t force things on me. I’ll watch it if I choose to.

I am fully aware. I still think chicken butt is funny and I genuinely enjoy the film Hook. I have terrible taste.

Those annoying autoplay videos? I installed a script to block those from ever showing up for me. If they didn’t autoplay I probably would have actually watched them.

I don’t know this... Person. HA!

Holy shit, they did a lot more than I thought.

German Samurai

Remember kids, never smoke toad. If someone offers you toad, just say no!

Alright, alright, alright... Picture this. We got this restaurant, ya sees? We make the food. And when an order is ready, a biker comes to drive the customer around in a sidecar while they eat!

Faaaaallllout eyes!

I actually had more fun with Diddy Kong Racing than I did with Mario Kart. Not sure why, maybe the progression system.

Me: Oh shit! It’s my boy Billy Hatcher!

Me: Oh shit! It’s my boy Billy Hatcher!