Actually if Epic wins all developers big, small, and indie win as well. Imagine if you made a game that only made money from ethically monetized cosmetics. You are the one that put in the hard work to make the game. Why should Apple take 30% of all the money your customers want to pay to you? All they do is list it in…

The thing about that is, Epic wouldn’t even think about bypassing Apple’s exorbabant rates if Apple didn’t set it so fucking high.

I hope birds poop on your car every day from now on.

I saw the exact same thing done to Jesse Cox. Is this a common thing assholes do in this game?

They’re kind of like the Sunday Comics the site posts. “Here’s a compilation of cool stuff.” Oh, thanks, I’ll check it out. I don’t like the ambush tactics employed with autoplay videos though. Like, come on, don’t force things on me. I’ll watch it if I choose to.

I am fully aware. I still think chicken butt is funny and I genuinely enjoy the film Hook. I have terrible taste.

Those annoying autoplay videos? I installed a script to block those from ever showing up for me. If they didn’t autoplay I probably would have actually watched them.

I don’t know this... Person. HA!

Holy shit, they did a lot more than I thought.

German Samurai

Remember kids, never smoke toad. If someone offers you toad, just say no!

Alright, alright, alright... Picture this. We got this restaurant, ya sees? We make the food. And when an order is ready, a biker comes to drive the customer around in a sidecar while they eat!

Faaaaallllout eyes!

I actually had more fun with Diddy Kong Racing than I did with Mario Kart. Not sure why, maybe the progression system.

Me: Oh shit! It’s my boy Billy Hatcher!

Me: Oh shit! It’s my boy Billy Hatcher!

If it ain’t Snowboard Kids, I ain’t interested. I wish them luck all the same though.

I’m seeing more art from the game that shows other human characters as well. So it looks like she wasn’t the one and only human character being considered in the early iterations. I personally am not digging through all the leaked data myself so I don’t know why this wasn’t mentioned in the article. Maybe it’s taking…

I also prefer no humans. Maybe it’s just that we’re already used to it being that way for so long. I don’t care enough to riot if they ever added humans though. My strongest feeling would just be, “oh... I wish they didn’t.”

Or maybe there was an anthro version of Einstein. Who Knows?