That’s totally fair. But Rowling is being too chickenshit and dodgy about it. The HP books not touching on Dumbledore’s gayness is fine, those books aren’t about him. But with these new books and movies the writer and filmmakers can easily include it. They even make the claim that his gayness is a major plot point in…

This needs to be a publicly televised competition.

They have to buy the books to burn them, so Rowling still wins in the end.

And that’s fine. But Rowling is making this big thing out of it without actually doing anything with it. It feels lazily tossed in.

“I can’t believe I used to love you.”

Hey, I like that.

Just anything to make it plainly obvious would do. A line or two acknowledging an intimate relationship. “I used to gay love that dude.” Except, like, written with more eloquence than that. (They don’t pay me to write for them, I ain’t spending more than a couple seconds on it) It’s not at all difficult to explicitly…

That’s a bullshit argument. She wrote relationship arcs and kissing scenes for straight characters. Somehow those identical situations for gay characters would make the book way too adult all of a sudden? Like, it would be on the level of Game of Thrones or some shit? That’s dumb. Don’t even need a kiss scene. Just…

Sounds like an omen. For what, I do not know.

Just a little smooch. Easy. Done. If straight characters in the series can have kiss scenes, so can gay characters.

I honestly and truly do believe Rowling just went along with fan theories about Dumbledore being gay. “Oh yeah, I totally planned that from the very start.” Come on. Just be honest. I would have so much more respect if she was like, “That never crossed my mind, but I actually like that.”

Google don’t Qwant none of this.

Test, test. Am I unbanned yet?

I don’t have life insurance. If I can’t afford even basic medical care what makes you think I can afford to just move to another country? I don’t understand why anyone ever suggests that.

Well, half joking and half serious. If I get sick enough to require expensive medical care I am literally too poor to afford to live. Like, I’ve learned to do first aid on myself to avoid going to the doctor. I haven’t been to the doctor in about 10 years now. But luckily I also haven’t gotten seriously sick for more…

They could’ve got away with a lot of money. But a lot of money was not enough for them. They wanted ALL the money.

*rips a trustworthy person’s face off and wears it as a mask* Hi stranger. Mind if I borrow the keys to your house and banking information for a while? I promise you can trust me, just look at my face.

I am well versed in human anatomy. I am no fool, do not insult me good sir.

They deserve a hard fisting.

Give them the chair!