Yo hold up! 40? Is 40 the new 20?

Hell yeah!

Hey, I like me.

in their youth

I kind of agree a little bit. I would have to see the data and consult a statistician or other math wiz researcher to know for sure that this particular strategy was the reason for increased sales.

They could be less dumb about it. Just a smidge less dumb.

So many people in marketing are so bad at their jobs. Or maybe the people over them ignore their advice and just do dumb shit. I don’t know.

Shit. At those prices I’d rather have someone take me behind the shed and shoot me. Just promise to bury me next to Old Yeller.

Ah, the old “Good prisoner, bad cop” routine. One of the classics.

All a bad bitch need is the Grammy.

I’ve had a few drinks, so forgive me.

Teachers Episode iv: A New Wage

Tiger: Your honor, I am not to blame here. The zookeeper told me to eat the pussy.

For some reason this made me think about how a lot of romantic comedies are secretly horror movies.

all Confederate statues will be replaced by Waffle Houses

basically, you just want to do whatever they tell you so you can try to be as good as they are.

No doubt about that.

“We got your ass covered.”

She licked his neck and the side of his face, slowly working her way up from his Adam’s apple, and groped him by grabbing at his crotch and buttocks.

How many pecker pics would a prick named Pecker present if a prick named pecker could present pecker pics?