basically, you just want to do whatever they tell you so you can try to be as good as they are.

No doubt about that.

“We got your ass covered.”

She licked his neck and the side of his face, slowly working her way up from his Adam’s apple, and groped him by grabbing at his crotch and buttocks.

You can only dismiss (delete) a post of someone who replies to you. It gets rid of the post entirely.

How many pecker pics would a prick named Pecker present if a prick named pecker could present pecker pics?

Pfft. Obviously it’s a CGI baby. /sarcasm

If someone replies to you with trolling or spam, just delete their comment and ignore them.

If someone replies to you with trolling or spam, just delete their comment and ignore them.

I don’t think there should ever be a definitive answer to that; no hard number. Everyone will have their own opinion about it. And that opinion will likely change if they were ever in that situation.

It’s important to teach kids from an early age about internet safety.

Did you invite Woody Johnson to your meeting

I’ll give it a high school try. My college try is reserved for other activities.

From Roger to Bob? That’s like going from Richard to Dick. Who came up with this weird naming convention?

“Roger Pheuquewell.”

Goop is everywhere

It’s okay everyone. They are not female presenting nipples.

a nipple shield.

You try to ride it and feel immediately unsatisfied?

I’ve heard of a dildo bike, which is just a dildo attached to a piston driven by peddling. Never heard of a dick bicycle though. And so, I suppose I must go find out...