It’s okay everyone. They are not female presenting nipples.

a nipple shield.

You try to ride it and feel immediately unsatisfied?

I’ve heard of a dildo bike, which is just a dildo attached to a piston driven by peddling. Never heard of a dick bicycle though. And so, I suppose I must go find out...

In my opinion, it’s not all that extreme. I know others will find it extreme though. It’s kind of an appropriate response. Sexual violence? Cut off a dick.

A bit extreme, yes, but given the circumstances I can’t blame her. She tried to get help and nobody helped her. It was a moment of desparation. Not like it was... premeditated... dick... tossing? What’s the legal term for throwing a dick out a window?

That’s a damn good blowjob.

because I got high

What the hell. I used to love P.E. when I was a kid. It was nice to have a break from math and get to run around outside. What’s wrong with kids these da...

I have a huge stick

I’m your Huckleberry.

That’s some impressive distance.

That trailer gave me this weird feeling. Is this what the kids call... cringe? Is this cringe?

I don’t know why.......... but this story made me think of “Take it Easy” by The Eagles:

Idiots, the lot of them. Everyone in D.C. are blind to what this nation really needs. Batman’s kinda cool though. Vote for me as president and I’ll build a wall around Canada. Cause that’s where all this cold air is coming from.

I think that’s what they based that fake movie on actually.

Useless Trivia: Francis Ford Coppola would have the young actors from The Outsiders do improve acting for hours at a time. When they’d get tired, Patrick Swayze would pull out a guitar and play Bruce Springsteen songs until Coppola was like, “Alright, go home.”

I almost impulse bought a cheap, plastic skull cup from the dollar store. I kinda regret not getting it now. Even if I never used it, I think I still want to have it.

So I’m taking a Games Narrative class and this week we had to write a 400-1,000 word hook. Last week we could write anything, but this week there can’t be anything fantastical, like it could believably happen to the average person.

drink his own semen at a baby shower.