It depends on the persons involved in my opinion. Like if one guy had a 17 centimeter penis. One woman might think, “It’s a good size.” Another woman might think, “That’s too big for me.”

Perhaps we need some sort of socially agreed upon code of conduct. No legal power behind it at all, because holy shit.

*frustrated growl* How is it legal for the president to throw a tantrum!

The word “gif” is pronounced “jife” which rhymes with knife. Spread the word, brother.

Others have pointed that out and it just boggle the mind. It took them over 10 years to refill all those positions. Idiots.

The TSA is useless anyway.

What would happen if all the unpaid workers went on strike at once? Surely they can’t ALL be fired.

under twenty-four hour video surveillance for $250k

Canada’s way too fucking far. I don’t do long distance, it rarely works out.

I asked if she wanted to do that to me. She said no, just thought it was interesting or something. It was a couple years ago now. But that got us to talking about porn and sex. And then the next day we had sex. So perhaps it was just her way of getting on the subject in an indirect way.

If I can’t taste the soul, I ain’t interested.

I like to fully embrace how stupid sexting can be at times. I once asked my girlfriend, “Would you like to partake in some recreational intercourse?”

Funny thing is, it was on Tumblr. So I guess now it’s gone forever.

maintaining the horny.

Not as bad as “SHAZAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!”

That’s beautiful. Truly, no sarcasm, that’s awesome.

Oh! Oh! That reminds me!

Not sure this counts, but whatever:

I wanna dance with somebody who loves me.

“Fine! More for me! *starts chugging semen* Oh! All these wonderful chemicals! All mine!”