“Oh my god, left boob. Have you seen The Sixth Sense?”

I know, right?

This reminds me of a thing that happened to me in high school:

You seem to think words and actions are equal in value. They are not. Words I would give an arbitrary score of 5 “meaningfulness” points. Actions I would give anywhere between 30-80 “meaningfulness” points.

I’ve seen suggestions of making donations to women’s organizations. That’s a good start. Any other suggestions are welcome.

a bit of lapis luzuli wedged between the teeth

But.... BUT.... They would still be paying customers. So at that point the owners would have to decide if the increased profits from the pervs is worth it to them.

Snozzberries.

That tongue action though!

I imagine having a shower type penis must be rather annoying. Mine stays compact and out of the way until it’s ready for deployment.

We need more presidents with beards! Also boobs. More presidents with boobs.

I only believe in love when I’m in a relationship. At all other times, it’s a myth.

I would say she can do better

There are a few websites that rate dick pics. Maybe you can send them your resume.

This reminds me of an activity I did with my girlfriend. I showed her the various stages of arousal my penis goes through.

On British tv, we can show anything as long as nothing is erect

Probably would’ve been slightly more successful if they just made clothing optional instead of requiring everyone be naked.

Wars are not won with weapons alone. But let’s not take this too seriously.... yet.

Although, considering the advances in technology, maybe we should go with something powered (hydraulic/pneumatic?) as opposed to just gravity?