I wish I could afford to fix my teeth. I might actually smile again..... I’ve forgotten what it feels like....

cultists who need a virgin sacrifice

“quite a few drunken post-bar semi-fucks where both parties fell asleep mid-coitus”.

i’d definitely prefer he had had sex before so he knows wtf he’s doing!

I didn’t like the music they used in this trailer. I hope they have something better for the actual show.

The way it’s written in my will is:

I’ve seen bigger:

later, it was co-opted by the Nazis.

Hold the cock shaped phone........ Are you actually trying to say that men talking about sexual abuse they’ve experienced should never be believed? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Religions and astrology are equally dumb.

That’s actually dope as fuck.

My gay friend showed me a video of a haridresser giving advice about her hair style. Like, how to do it without damaging your hair and going bald. let me see if I can find it again.... got it:

a rainbow-and-glitter-adorned BMW convertible

I think it was... workers began to quit places that stopped tipping and a lot of customers were confused by the changes.

It’s not technically enforced. It’s more socially enforced. You’re an asshole if you don’t tip. And you really are an asshole if you don’t tip, but that is absolutely NOT the fault of the consumer. The employer should just pay their workers a fair amount.

for workers who earn tips, the minimum is an abysmal $2.13 an hour.

If you’re going that far you might as well go full on table top RPG with it. Grab a 20 sided die, or a phone app that rolls dice, and come up with random encounters.

T-Pain paid for $1.4 million of his brother’s medical bills.

And then there’s the entire genre of Spaghetti Westerns. The American old West as told by Italian film makers. And A Fistful of Dollars was adapted from a Japanese film called Yojimbo. So that’s a Japanese story adapted to old American west filmed by Italians.

*in Macho Man Randy Savage’s voice* I HIT FLIES AND NAILS WITH MY FISTS, BROTHER! OH YEAH!