Drinking tea. Watching YouTube. Writing a script for a fake podcast I’m doing for class. Writing a sex scene for my book.

Seeing that top image all I can think about is the oversized head of the queen from Alice in Wonderland. Damn you, Tim Burton!!!

Ah, my bad. Looks like there are a lot more assholes than I thought...... shit....

It’s similar to car fans. Some have sex with their cars, most don’t. Some furries have sex while wearing their fursuits, most don’t.

Eel: Whoops, took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

35 Years? You’d think she had Dunaway with Broadway for good.

I think there’s a few sites that do it. Should be able to find them all by googling “Dick pic reviews”. Have fun.

That reminds me: I should submit some to that dick pic review site. Should be fun. I got one with a hand towel draped over my junk. My ex-girlfriend went crazy over it and it made me feel so sexy. Are guys allowed to feel sexy? Cause I sure did when she reacted like that.

I like that, I’m gonna write that down...... I’m not joking, I actually did write that down.

Oh yeah, perspective really messes with you. Guys are always looking down at their own junk. I never really go a good idea of my actual size until I started taking pictures of it, especially at different angles.

his part was smaller than he thought it would be.

NayNay.

When I had all 4 wisdom teeth pulled as a kid they prescribed me vicodin. I didn’t take a single damn pain medicine of any kind. I couldn’t swallow pills and I hated how medicine tastes, so I just dealt with the pain. It actually wasn’t that bad. I just played video games, watched porn and jerked off to distract…

and I don’t imagine it’s going to do any of the things Tumblr the company hopes for.

vibrant chubbies

Idea: We go on a new campaign to allow tits at work.

Idea: Make an offshoot site called Pornblr.

I still find it disrespectful. He pretends like he came up with it on his own. He can at least mention the fact it’s a remake.

Good evening, Lord of Ducks. I am King of Wolves. Your horse-sized brethren keep encroaching on my lands. Tell them they better stop that.

Gotta take a gander at the next famous cock.