I’ve had lots and lots of sex. It was just with a few women mostly just one woman actually. I have very bad luck with women. I was on a second date with one woman I thought was going great. Then right at the end she says, “I’m gonna date this other guy I met yesterday instead. Bye.” And the woman that loved me so much…

Going in the research section of my bookmarks, thanks.

So maybe it’s a good time to get out there to do some “research.”

Someone else suggested this too, so it must be good.

Ah damn. I’ll have to keep an eye out for that during the beta reader process.

Hey thanks, I’m looking through it right now.

This is really good info, thanks.

Well Secret Garden is a song from Bruce Springsteen. It is so extremely dirty but also so very beautiful.

That user name and this comment alone should bring you out of the greys. You have brought such joyous laughter to me right now and I thank you for that. I love you.

Thanks for the suggestions, this is great.

I’m heavily leaning towards more “R” rated. There’s a sadistic princess who stabs Rico in his chest and crotch when they first meet (he has armor, don’t worry). There’s a pirate queen whose cursing would make Satan blush. Rico gets badly burned on the abdomen and has to have the flesh removed and replaced with a skin…

*clears throat*

I’ll have to look that up then. I definitely want some goofiness. Sex should be fun.

Thanks for the suggestions.

Got any names so I can research?

I must find this clip.

Great idea. Note to self: read Fifty Shades of Grey.

no sissoring the anus

Weirdly enough, my family often asks me to stitch their clothes. I sort of just learned how to stitch and sew so I could repair my clothes when they get ripped in street fights.

Go big or go gnome